1- Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? The Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street.
Jay Leno
2- The US has made a new weapon that destroys the people but keeps the building standing, it's called the STOCK MARKET.
Jay Leno3- To be a good professional engineer, always start to study late for exams because it teaches you how to manage time and tackle emergencies. -Bill Gates
4- To be a good professional engineer, always start to study late for exams because it teaches you how to manage time and tackle emergencies. -Bill Gates
5- To be a good professional engineer, always start to study late for exams because it teaches you how to manage time and tackle emergencies. -Bill Gates
6- All boys are innocent before the lights are off! - Shakespeare's wife..:)
7- All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off! - Shakespeare.
8- A very emotional quote by a lonely boy...
I want her back :(..
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And her front too.
9- Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. -Author Unknown
10- Love is a game that two can play and both win. -Eva Gabor
11- Love is the poetry of the senses. -Honoré de Balzac
12- Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. -Honoré de Balzac
13- Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. -Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
14- I don't think you can keep someone you truly love at arm`s length on purpose, they`ll always end up in your arms. -Holly Nichole Miller
15- An old man in love is like a flower in winter. -Portuguese Proverb
16- The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever. -Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
17- Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. -Emily Brontë
18- Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. -Zora Neale Hurston
19- You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. -Dr. Seuss
20- Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. -Robert Frost
21- The love game is never called off on account of darkness. -Tom Masson
22- No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it. -Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
23- Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm. -Robert Brault
24- You don't have to go looking for love when it`s where you come from. -Werner Erhard
25- He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began. -Leo Tolstoy
26- Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. -William Shakespeare, `Sonnet CXVI`
27- Take away love and our earth is a tomb. -Robert Browning
28- The past is behind us, love is in front and all around us. -Terri Guillemets
29- Love never reasons but profusely gives; gives, like a thoughtless prodigal, its all, and trembles lest it has done too little. -Hannah More (Thanks, Steven)
30- Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all of the time, made new. -Ursula K. Le Guin
31- Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love`s tragedies. -Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
32- Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. -Author unknown, as printed in The Hoosier Farmer
33- Love is no respecter of age or practicality
Neither morality: unabashedShe enters where she will
Unheeding that her immortal fires
Burn up human hearts...
-Phillip Pulfrey, from Beyond Me.
34- Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975
35- Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. -Henry Van Dyke
36- The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands. -Quoted by Alexandra Penney in Self
37- We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter. -Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
38- My debt to you, Beloved,
Is one I cannot payIn any coin of any realm
On any reckoning day.
-Jessie B. Rittenhouse
39- Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire. -François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
40- The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind. -Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
41- The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. -George Moore
42- Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. -Robert Heinlein
43- Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. -Laurence Marks, M*A*S*H, `Love Story,` original air date 7 January 1973, spoken by the character Hawkeye
44- Who, being loved, is poor? -Oscar Wilde
45- Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. -William Shakespeare, Mid-Summer Night's Dream, 1595
46- Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones. -Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic`s Notebook, 1966
47- For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. -Rosemonde Gerard
48- Do I love you because you're beautiful, Or are you beautiful because I love you? -Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella
49- Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière
50- You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won`t laugh if you trip. -Jonathan Carroll, `Outside the Dog Museum`